Costume Party Lovers Pillows

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

Trick or treat surprise.

'He likes to go out frightening atheists.'

'It only takes a second to pick up a comb and make it look like you give a damn.'

'We're modern day pirates, but we don't look like modern day pirates.'

Spot Prince Harry.

"They're fake plastic vampire fangs from a dress-up shop, but boy do they make the wolves turn around and leave me alone..."

Remote control pirate bully

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Bear Costume

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

The height of fashion in 1796

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Falstaff

Reginald Bunthorne

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Silly wig.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Useless add-ons.

"How should we divide the teams?"