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"The carpet really brings the room together."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

"Mine's camper."

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

"My Dad made it himself but I get the feeling he's never seen 'Iron Man'."

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Mower Repair

Closet.

'What kind of...'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

Dog with chew toy.

Now! That's very good sweety!

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'No, not disappointed - I think I just hadn't realised the meaning of the term kitchen island.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

'That's not going to start the car.'