Diy Design Fan Mugs

"The carpet really brings the room together."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Desert Island Mishap

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'arrrgh! home haircut disaster.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

Closet.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Mower Repair

'What kind of...'

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Home Improvement Programme - "I'm afraid your teenage son will have to go."

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

"Dad, I need some help building my lowrider bike."

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Dog with chew toy.

Now! That's very good sweety!

'No, not disappointed - I think I just hadn't realised the meaning of the term kitchen island.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

Library DIY Section

'That's not going to start the car.'