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'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'I feel a leader should be approachable.'

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

HEY!

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

"We thought about having kids, but we prefer the shetland ponies."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

'What the heck ever happened to all the great polka bands.'

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

Podiatrist

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

World series of Polka.

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Why is the back of that car higher up than the front?"

Upside down sign offers Yoga Classes.

sleeping teeth

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

'Can you get a move on with my dinner? The football will be on in ten minutes.'