Wheelie Chair Fan Pillows

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Running out of Gas.

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Siesta-time

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

Skis with stabilisers.

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

Podiatrist

sleeping teeth

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

fanatic driver.

'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'

Joe's Brush With Death.

"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."

'Can you get a move on with my dinner? The football will be on in ten minutes.'

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

"Climate change has the bears out roller blading earlier every year."

Santa's designated driver.

Snowmobile.

Chiropodist eating corn flakes