Wheelie Chair Fan Gifts

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Running out of Gas.

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

Siesta-time

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'I thought you invited me to play T-ball!'

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Skis with stabilisers.

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Lather, Rinse, Repeat.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

'My feet are killing me. I have twenty corns and thirty bunions.'

"You'll have to guide your own sleigh tonight - I'm nowhere near fully charged yet."

'Thank goodness I remembered to bring those spares!'

Podiatrist

New for 40-somethings who don't want to look like geezers...

fanatic driver.

sleeping teeth

'Hah, now I see the source of your pain, Mr. Wilk. It's this metal filling.'

You are not all here.

'So you've been on the organ waiting list for sixth months. Big deal - I waited three hours just for a tee time this morning.'

'Can you get a move on with my dinner? The football will be on in ten minutes.'

Joe's Brush With Death.

"That's your twelve o' clock arrived."

"...Ease off a bit! watch that pillar! Slow down at this corner!..."

"Climate change has the bears out roller blading earlier every year."

Santa's designated driver.

Snowmobile.