Rocking Chair Fan Gifts

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Running out of Gas.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Siesta-time

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'It's a Marimba!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

Musician hurts his nose.

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"I'm all shook up."

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

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