Recliner Fan Gifts

Siesta-time

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Hot Pie Therapy

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

Last night I went over to Lance's house, and he was leaning back in his recliner, drinking a beer, eating a pizza and smoking a cigar. I said, "Tsk! Tsk!" He asked if that was for the recliner, the beer the pizza or the cigar. I explained that I'm quite adept at multi-tsking.

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Curling Rocks!

Street Performing Octopus

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

"This one he can do"

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

Plank

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Yoga Welcome Mat

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."