Recliner Fan Pillows

Siesta-time

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Pre-Television Man Caves

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

Street Performing Octopus

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'My interest in gardening backfired when I married a couch potato.'

Curling Rocks!

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

"And this is my husband...he's into energy conservation, mostly his own!"

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

"I hope you don't mind. I only brought a picnic pillow for myself."

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Plank

Fred didn't know what was odder: his wife's beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that he actually tried the tip.

"This one he can do"

"You know, I'm beginning to think that I'm not destined for greatness."

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

Yoga Welcome Mat

'He was a lazy boy. We should have known he'd grow up to be a lazy man.'

Lady reclining with a glass of wine on a giant loaf of bread.

"I see you still haven't mastered the exercise ball."

"OK! OK! I get the message! Your recliner, not mine!"

'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'