Rocking Chair Fan Prints

'I'm sure looking forward to relaxing when we get to the summit.'

Hot Pie Therapy

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Running out of Gas.

A 1950's Barber Shop

Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.

'No Ken. Watching football and drinking beer at the same time is NOT multi-tasking!'

Siesta-time

St Bernard Toilet Holder

'Oh it is nice to get away from it all.'

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

'Gordon, ever since you were given a chair with wheels you've been seen less and less in the office.'

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

Musician hurts his nose.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

A rower surrounded by swarming insects

"Protein bars! Energy drinks!"

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

Hard Rock Cafe.

'It's a Marimba!'

Sportsmen rowers overtaken by the Owl and the Pussycat

Elvis Costello

"I'm all shook up."

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'So you were on your rowing machine, and then...?'

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

John Lennon

"Play dead!"

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.