Interior Design Fan Pillows

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

If Dorian Gray had lived in a modern condo.

"I'm quite content. This was my prison of choice."

Kitchen Tiling.

"Stop compalining. We've all been framed."

"Oh I love a man with a hairy chest."

Stool

"Maybe we shouldn't have chosen to buy the super springy mattress!"

Decorators at Home

Prisoner wallpapering over his tally of days in prison.

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

Birds haven't been smacking into the window as much as they used to.

'I found this message in a bottle behind the sofa. It says, 'Help! Stranded on kitchen island.''

I'll "Feng Shui" your flipping teeth....

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Throw pillow, through pillow.

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Show business? No - I'm not in show business.

Words from a Senator.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Decorating a column.

"And of course, here we have the master fireplace."

"FIRE!"

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

Cat gets a hole in one

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

"Factominiums."

Art Gecko.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."