The Doors Fan Pillows

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

ATM withdrawal

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

A Cumulonim-bus

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Angry pensioner

Cylinder Head

"Finally we're alone."

Old Man Winter

'Cold enough for you?'

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

Escape Artists.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

It was love at first sight.

Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

"Puzzling."

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

Snow UK.