The Doors Fan Pillows

"I think Jim Morrison is over-rated."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

ATM withdrawal

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

A Cumulonim-bus

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"These were taken on some of my favorite layovers."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"Don't be fooled. Chaos reigns."

Angry pensioner

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

Cylinder Head

'Cold enough for you?'

Jack Frost's To Dew List: Trees, grass, leaves, windows, cars.

Throw Pillows. You were right, with those two we need to explicitly tell them that sight is not an instruction.

Old Man Winter

"Finally we're alone."

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

It was love at first sight.

Spent it all on decorator pillows.

Sunny desert island next to rainy desert islands.

Escape Artists.

Clinic For Those With One Leg: Wipe Your Foot.

'I just laid a new magic floor and it's talking to you: 'Lose weight! Lose weight!'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

To the delight of tired commuters, Jacuzzi unveils its first car.

"Puzzling."