Thrift Shop Fan Gifts

For the community garage sale...

Second hand furniture.

Best before 65 million BC.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"I just..."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

I love Museum Shops

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Crap others threw out

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Electricity Bills

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

House sale.

Hole Sale

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

Hooks R Us.

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Elvis' autopsy

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Paddlithic Period

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time