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'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

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"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

How much for a blueberry scone? $3.25. I'll give you $1.20. Huh? $1.40. $1.45. It's not negotiable. Shrewd. $1.65. $2.00. $2.10. $2.25, but I want free shipping! Ebay addicts. $3 for your sandwich. $6.

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"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"I couldn't decide what to get you so I got myself a new hat."

"I'd like to buy a book-mark."

'He certainly knows how to make a customer feel welcome.'

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

The pump is extra.

"Do you like Kipling?"

Forgive me. I have sinned. It's been four years since last I was here. Since then, I've been … doing something. I knew it was wrong, but it was so easy. And no one could possibly know, so … I did it. And I did it without regard to the lives I would ruin. You could always start buying stuff in stores again, instead of online. Couldn't I just tweet two hail Jobses instead. Computer Villa. Customer Service.