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'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

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"We're on our way to the mall to do some off-line shopping."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

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"Would you like me to leave room for us to get back together?"

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

"You're wearing a lab coat under false pretenses."

'Before you say anything, I've saved more than you earn in a month!'

'Whenever I'm down in the dumps I buy myself a new pair of shoes.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"I couldn't decide what to get you so I got myself a new hat."

"I'd like to buy a book-mark."

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"If you want something firmer, I suggest you try our flooring department."

'Now let's try with the lining.'

The pump is extra.

"Your idea of bringing the two of us closer together always seems to be for me to go with you to Bloomingdale's."