Car Dealership Owner Prints

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"Perfect."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

TS Motors Inc.

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

The car showroom