Auto Dealership Manager Prints

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"Perfect."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

The sea of heartbreak.

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

TS Motors Inc.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Don't let this one take any cars out for a test-drive!"

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

'Power steering.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"That's the car's new "Tit for Tat' security system. Your dad kicked the tires and the tires kicked him back."

"Look at the inventory! The overhead is killing me! And you're haggling over the price of floor mats!"

This one has a gadget that tells you how much you still owe on it.