Auto Dealership Professional Prints

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"Perfect."

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

SUV's Off A Gas-Price Cliff

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"The forty thousand dollars includes a rear view mirror!"

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

"This baby has it all. . . premium leather interior, 17-inch wheels. Touchscreen nav and bluthooth connectivity. Best of all, it comes fully optimized for vertical video."

"... With a slightly above average mileage..."

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

'If you lose your electrical charge before you get to a recharge, you just wind this.'

NASCAR TIRE CHANGE

Road kill - Foreign competition beating US auto domination.

"I guess our moral GPS malfunctioned."

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

Volkswagen with skull face

'Those Japanese have gone too far this time!'

'Around here, Fenwick, we always use the word, 'remember' instead of 'recall'.'

"No, I don't have one that runs on Ramen Noodles."

This one has a new gadget, it tells you how much you still owe on it.

Uber Out of Luck

'Can I sniff the tires first?'

"It's our new electric car. We call it the 'Volts Wagon'."

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"I like everything about the car except it's expression."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.