Auto Body Repair Technician Pillows

"I no longer worry about my new car getting dinged in the parking lot."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

Organic Soldering.

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"We located the hissing noise, Mr. Watkins. Your wife's mother is in the back seat."

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Dave's Discount Auto Repair...only an arm or a leg, not both!

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

Rust test in progress.

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

Demonic Repossession.

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

"Nap time."

"The problem is there's no engine. Just a mysterious plot device."

"It's worse than I thought."

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

'Oh I could fix it for under fifty bucks, but I just couldn't live with myself knowing that someday you might need a whole new engine.'

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'