Racing Engineer T-Shirts

Advertising space on a racing car.

"I need to tinkle."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Caution, Student Self-Driver

It's the biofuel generation.

World's cheapest car

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Bio Fuels.

Car Emissions

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"It takes a while for technological advances to benefit everybody equally."