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'1 and 2. . .1 and 2.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Team Leader

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'God's speed.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Cheesie Rider

Smile

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

Baseball Clubhouse Pranks

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

'I can't stand to see an animal in pain....'

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

"On your marks..."

Grim reaper ambulance

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

'So, the egg WAS first.'