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"I need to tinkle."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Under pressure.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Exit Next Left

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'God's speed.'

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"