Racing Engineer Pillows

Advertising space on a racing car.

"I need to tinkle."

Driverless cars rage.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'Take us to your crash test facilities. We're here to liberate our compatriots!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

"Whether they are his first words or not - E.V.'s do not make that sound!"

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

The tinman was hoping his wife liked the new muffler he bought her.

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

"Perfect."

"Seriously Dad, it totally wasn't my fault."

Computer Controlled Car

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Car Emissions

"If they can rig emissions tests, why can't they fake crash tests too?"

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

F1 - Quit Smoking.

It's the biofuel generation.

Bio Fuels.

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

World's cheapest car

'When last did you have your oil changed?'

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.