Train Station Worker Mugs

'Which track is the gravy train on?'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Latest Railway Marvel.

The next fast train has gone.

Car Breast-Feeding

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Self Service Island

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

'Fill up your tank, sir?'

'Sorry I'm late - I stopped off for a beer and a back rub.'

Rodin's Tram Driver

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

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