Road Engineer Gifts

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Super Duper Toll Road Under Construction

Danger Loose Chippings

'Are those Bridget Rileys?'

Road Test.

Lane Ends 1/2 mile.

Men not working.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Endanger life responsibly.

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"

Autobahn Bismarck invents the world's first freeway.

Chuckholes before the pandemic. . .

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Any references?"

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"It's a hybrid!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions