Road Engineer Gifts

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Super Duper Toll Road Under Construction

Danger Loose Chippings

'Are those Bridget Rileys?'

Road Test.

Lane Ends 1/2 mile.

Men not working.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Endanger life responsibly.

"There seems to be only two types of motorway - those under construction and those under repair!"

Autobahn Bismarck invents the world's first freeway.

Chuckholes before the pandemic. . .

Thru versus Through Traffic

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Any references?"

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

"It's a hybrid!"