Roadway Engineer Gifts

Construction worker with stop signs.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Any references?"

David Hockney

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

'I found another pothole.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

David Hockney

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Turandot

David Hockney

Tarnhelm

'Oops! Maybe I should've put this sign out a little earlier.'

'It's a Sam Shepard play with the usual props - burnt toast, live animals, and a penis or two.'

"Of all the times to stall."

Winter Roadwork...

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

'It's roadwork season. Are you an idiot?'

Traffic sign: Right lane ends - Merge into oncoming traffic.

Unable to afford repairs the Department of Transportation simply relabeled poorly maintained roads as Historic Routes.

Mountainside zebra crossing for mountaineers.

"We really need a bigger stage for the ridin' off into the sunset scene."

Advertising space on a racing car.

"It took three months for us to find a school within travelling distance of our house but because of the roadworks it still takes three hours to get there."

Danger Loose Chippings

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

"'Scuse me, you getting out?"

Traffic Signals: Caution/Stop/Honkhorn