Railroad Engineer Gifts

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

"Of all the times to stall."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Latest Railway Marvel.

"Any references?"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The next fast train has gone.

"It's a hybrid!"

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

HS2 time bomb...

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Ticket machine costing an arm and a leg.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

S**t Creek Halt

Coupler Counselling

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Lex Ave Express

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.