Highway Engineer Gifts

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

"Any references?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Highway warning: construction from sea to shining sea.

Faling Rock Zone/Deer Crossing

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"It's a hybrid!"

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

A series of Exit signs.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Traffic calming ahead.

"On your mark! Get set!"

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'