Highway Engineer Prints

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

"Yeah boss, we've finished the bridge strengthening job. Looks like there might be some kind of technical problem."

"Any references?"

Thru versus Through Traffic

Highway warning: construction from sea to shining sea.

Faling Rock Zone/Deer Crossing

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Street signs you don't want to see.

Caution: Construction workers standing around and drinking coffee.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"It's a hybrid!"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

A series of Exit signs.

Traffic calming ahead.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

Loserville Next Exit: Try not to miss it this time.

Attention: Speed Troughs

"On your mark! Get set!"

HS2 time bomb...