Toy Trains T-Shirts

'Looking for this? Now let's talk about that train set you didn't bring.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

Sushi Train Set.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

Dad pretends to play with child by hiding behind a cardboard cut-out.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

"Let's ask for directions."

Traffic Jam.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Jeremy Clarkson

Secular Cloisters

Remote control bridge in bath.

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

For a minimalist, it's not uncommon for a mid-life crisis to be mistaken for Peter Pan Syndrome...

Model steam train pulls into a station

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

Replacement Bus Service