Toy Trains T-Shirts

'Looking for this? Now let's talk about that train set you didn't bring.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Do you have your insurance information on you?'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Dad pretends to play with child by hiding behind a cardboard cut-out.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"He spends most of his time outside. I have to force him to come in and play with something electronic."

'Honey, why aren't you destroying your toys?'

Traffic Jam.

"Let's ask for directions."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Secular Cloisters

Jeremy Clarkson

Remote control bridge in bath.

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

'We had the window box paved over, too, for Little Tim's cars.'

'Darling you left the key in the car again!'

'We're researching 'road rage'.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

For a minimalist, it's not uncommon for a mid-life crisis to be mistaken for Peter Pan Syndrome...

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."