Toy Train Tycoon T-Shirts

Little boy ties his pet dog to a model railway track.

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

Acme Toys Ltd

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Sushi Train Set.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"Hmmm....not bad. What about liquid assets?"

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"I think we're losing 'em."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"A man and his choo-choo."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'Not a bad day. I started a phony company in computer lab, made a public stock offering over lunch hour and socked away fifteen million into an off-shore bank account before afternoon recess!'

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'Without an increase in my allowance, I'll never be able to pay for the addition on my toy box.'

Toy soldiers very expensive.

'Steve feels it's never too early to instill long-term investment strategies.'

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

Replacement Bus Service

'You and your toy trains...'

"We should invest in some hotels, a few railroads, and maybe a couple of utilities. If we're short on cash we can just wait until we pass go."