Toy Railroads T-Shirts

'Hi mum, I'm on the train. . .'

Sushi Train Set.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"A man and his choo-choo."

Secular Cloisters

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

End Of The Line

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Model steam train pulls into a station

Trains. Tracks 7-20. You got a job cooking Chinese food in the diner car? Yep -- I've been woking on the railroad!

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

Replacement Bus Service

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

"We're just planning our journey."

'You and your toy trains...'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Young and old man toast to different characteristic noises.

Train Spotter