Transportation Tinkerers Pillows

It may work, but it's considered lazy and unprofessional.

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Late BroomStick

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

Filling the Missile Gap

Sistine Selfie

Fur Baby

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Organic Soldering.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"Never marry an engineer."