Traffic Dynamics Observer Mugs

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Crossing

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

No jay walking.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I love an exchange of views, walk in with yours and leave with mine."

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

'Looks like Kryson is no longer in the inner circle.'

Speeding Forklift

Cake Walk.

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'It's a slow trap.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Car with a rams head sticking out the front

You Know You're Old When...

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

The successful rubbernecker...

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Anyone who laughs at my new haircut will be subjected to immediate termination."