Traffic Monitoring Mugs

'It's a slow trap.'

Traffic jam monitored by aircraft.

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

One way only.

The Forever Stamp

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Family traits.

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Cake Walk.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Have Horns Venn

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Snail crossing

Attention: Speed Troughs