Traffic Cop Humorist Pillows

"I am trying to pull over!"

Push for Disco...

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

'It's a slow trap.'

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

Give Way To Cyclists

Sweet Jailbreak

Rollercoaster police chase.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Toad roadkill.

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

Snail Crossing.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"I'm gonna need some ID."

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

Move to Arizona.

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'