Humor-loving Cop Pillows

'I'm not a bad driver, they're bad pedestrians.'

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Projection

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Sweet Jailbreak

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Stun-gun target practice.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Containment Cops

Rollercoaster police chase.

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

"We're all metric now..."

Piñata police line-up.

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

' We have ways of making them talk but how do we make them shut up ?!! '

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

"Victor one to control...we want to report a stolen car, Sergent - A white saloon with a little blue flashing light on top..."

Oh, sorry, I didn

'Great News - it's not psoriasis . . . it's just an itchy trigger finger.'

"Good job, inspector! Today you made the suspect dance and tomorrow you'll make him sing!"

Police dancing behind line - titled 'Police Line Dancing'.

'Number three. Definitely number three.'

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

Hair Spray / CS Gas.

'Good cop - bad cop is enough. We don't need morally ambiguous cop.'

'You've been with the canine unit too long Ralph!'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."