Traffic Cop Humorist Gifts

Searching for a clever present for a traffic cop with a sense of humor? Our collection offers fun and witty items designed to make them smile and feel appreciated. Whether it's for their workspace or home, these playful products add a touch of humor to their busy day.

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"I am trying to pull over!"

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Push for Disco...

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'Do you know how fast you were going?' mockup

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

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"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?" mockup

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

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Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments. mockup

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

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"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes." mockup

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

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'It's a slow trap.'

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"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!" mockup

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

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"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?" mockup

"Ma'am, do you realize how fast you were... going?"

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"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed." mockup

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

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"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!" mockup

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

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Sweet Jailbreak

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Give Way To Cyclists

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'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.' mockup

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

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Rollercoaster police chase.

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One lobster has another in hand cuffs. mockup

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

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Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt. mockup

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

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'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.' mockup

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

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Toad roadkill.

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"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!" mockup

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

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'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.' mockup

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

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Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

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A license plate that reads LIC-PLT mockup

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

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"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!" mockup

"It was due to ice!. . . Yes, I dropped my popsicle in my lap!"

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"I'm gonna need some ID."

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'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!' mockup

'We learned one thing today - NO parking on the yellow lions!'

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Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.' mockup

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

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Snail Crossing.

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'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.' mockup

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

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Move to Arizona.

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'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.' mockup

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

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'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't pleas insanity.'

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"Over the speed limit, are you sure?" mockup

"Over the speed limit, are you sure?"

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'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!' mockup

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

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"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough." mockup

"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."

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Traffic Cop Humorist Gifts Collection

Traffic Cop Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of traffic cop humor mugs—witty, funny, and perfect for brightening their mornings with a laugh.

Traffic Cop Humorist Pillows

Discover our traffic cop-themed pillows—funny, comfortable, and a delightful way to add personality to their home or vehicle décor.

Traffic Cop Humorist Prints

Browse our traffic cop prints—humorous cartoons and witty messages designed to bring a smile and add some fun to any space.

Traffic Cop Humorist T-Shirts

Check out our selection of traffic cop t-shirts—clever designs and witty slogans that let them showcase their humor everywhere they go.