Traffic Tangle Enthusiast Mugs

Lemming Rush Hour.

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Family traits.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Play Rush Hour

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

All-way stops.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Expect delays.

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

I think I may have scratched your car Capt. McRae...

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Speed Limit.

Clark gets nailed.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

Merge left...merge right...converge center....

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Fun City Update

Dinosaur SUV's

'High Five!'

'And he wants to be a road block!'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

"I'm pretty sure the cars are stopping because of the red light camera rather than your glare."