Traffic Tangle Teaser Mugs

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

Touring Cyclist

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

Freeways in the Supermarket

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

The Good News...

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

Fun City Update

'On the good side though, it IS close to the office!'

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

Jester taunts the traffic police.

'Here is the traffic news. Jams are building on the A35 as the relaxation of the planning laws take effect.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars

Gardening.