Traffic Tangle Teaser Mugs

Life in cities before towing ordinances were enacted.

Touring Cyclist

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Laughing Zone Ahead

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

'That is one nasty whiplash!'

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

Sign: Gritty Urban Experience, Next 10 Exits.

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

Car with upright Christmas tree.

The Good News...

Car Crash Due to Duel controls..

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"He hit some bad email traffic on the way to work this morning."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

"It will be your job to create major delays."

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

White Helmets in a Traffic Jam

Andrew's own nose cuts him off just to spite his face.

'On the good side though, it IS close to the office!'

Fun City Update

Jester taunts the traffic police.

"They used to blow the ferry horn without warning. One time I made it to the dock before the boat did!"

'Here is the traffic news. Jams are building on the A35 as the relaxation of the planning laws take effect.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Man trapped on an island surrounded by cars