Traffic Escapist Mugs

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

The sun luring people to the sea

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'

Congestion Dodging Vehicle.

Long route - fewer hostile drivers.

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"George has had it with traffic."

"A maximum speed of 320 Km per hour and he starts super-fast."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Fairy tale

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

Now Playing On Your Phone: Other People's Craft Projects....

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Go Back to New York

Security at the Smaller Airports

"I'm a Big Apple kinda guy, stuck in the Garden State."

"He's in a far better place. It's always nice to spend the winter in Miami."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

Zen Wall Street.

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Flying Coach Beating Traffic