Trouble Escapist Mugs

"Please understand I can offer you only the fleeting illusion of happiness."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Last Chance For Reality

As you like it - One way of catching fish

The sun luring people to the sea

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Zoo Employees

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

But doc, my tenuous grasp of reality is what gets me through the day!

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"Hon, I feel like riding out into big-sky country."

"I'm determined to beat the traffic, I just need to work out how they fly."

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

'Joyce, you've gotta see this! This 3-D large screen HD TV is amazing!'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

Message in a bottle.

"Mr. Cogdill said he won't be in today because it's 'National I Hate My Job Day'."

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

Psychaitry. "Put me in touch with reality"? --- But I've heard bad things about reality!

The Hold Dance

"It's like I'm in space with a headache."

Virtual Reality Check

Don Quixote

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

'Here's $40. Stick your head in the shrubs and act like you're weeding. If my wife says anything to you, just grunt knowingly.'

'Faster, our past is catching up with us!'

'You made it! How did you get past all that traffic?'