Annoyance Escapist Mugs

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Kissing Hands

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Not again!"

"I've half a mind to protest."

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

American Idle

Cartoon characters unable to instantly recover from catastrophic injuries support group.

Message in a bottle.

The Hold Dance

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

Virtual Reality Check

Prison Paintings

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

'Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.'

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

Huddling Lampposts

Choose your social anxiety coping mechanism!

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge