Annoyance Escapist Pillows

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Kissing Hands

"Not again!"

"I've half a mind to protest."

Message in a bottle.

"That meeting was very instructive. I never realized I could sleep with my eyes open."

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

American Idle

"You have to ask yourself, is it even worth finding the cheese anymore!"

Prison Paintings

The Hold Dance

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

Virtual Reality Check

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Choose your social anxiety coping mechanism!

Castaway Building a Sand Bridge

Passion reached a new height in the bedroom that night - Holly couldn't put her Mills and Boon novel down.

Huddling Lampposts

'Don't worry, I'll get us out of here.'

'I'm having trouble sleeping, Rob. Do you think you could explain, one more thing how you picked our mutual funds?'