Animated Escapist Mugs

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Last Chance For Reality

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'Get me the coast.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

"This is highly confidential, so, yes, we built a little fort."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Zoo Employees

"I've half a mind to protest."

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Message in a bottle.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"With this invention...I can finally go to a time where everyday nuisances have been completely eradicated!"

American Idle

Ramblers Association

Don Quixote

Little girl playing pirates with her dog.

Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name

"Yo've got to be more specific, Ed. Wake you when what's over?"

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."