Artistic Escapist Mugs

Man in straight jacket paints his own padded cell.

Prison Paintings

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Tree house.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Anywhere but here

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Fox hunting.

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

On Holiday

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'