Tropical Escape Planner Gifts

Deflating Island

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

"Delivery."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'I'm bored.' - 'I'm bored and hot.'

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"They're selling timeshares in Alaska."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'I don't know why I let you talk me into such hare-brained schemes...darn it,missed again!'

Farmers prepare for spring seeding.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Crisp New England Air.

Rapunzel

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

Covid fatigue

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

"How long do you think we should self-isolate?"

Good enough to eat.

Man smoking a cigar in a 'Tahiti' vest.

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

'I spy with my little eye...something beginning with...S!'

A Beer washes up on a desert island without a bottle opener.

Poison Ivy sign posted on a small desert island.