Master Escape Planners T-Shirts

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Desert Island Fantasies

"FREEDOM!!!"

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

How time can get away from you.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'He's gone off me - he had a FULL tank!'

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Deflating Island

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

Playpen Jailbreak.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"Ralph always did play the long game.:

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'

'Keep digging that way!'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

Will pull fire alarm so you can ditch your online date.