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'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

"It's a climbing trellis, for the roses."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Desert Island Fantasies

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Houdini's Dog

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Mountain escalator.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

Patient walking out of hospital.

Prison Escape

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

Houdini tries to get out of dinner with his in-laws.

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Playpen Jailbreak.

'Let's get away from the hustle and bustle of the city, and buy a second igloo someplace.'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

Fairy Library - Jack and the Fairy Harp Escaping the Giant

'But your only here for a week Dad, there's no point in organising an escape committee!'