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"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Desert Island Fantasies

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

'Yes, a two centre holiday sounds good to me. I'll go to Paris, where do you fancy?'

Deflating Island

'Looks to me like one of us in the wrong cartoon.'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Playpen Jailbreak.

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

"If this guy doesn't wrap it up real soon, I'll reflect sunlight off my watch and set off the sprinklers."

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

Escape plans at a snow cone farm.

Rapunzel

"Crap – we brought the wrong car."

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

'Here's my plan how to break out of here...'

Fountain of Youth

"It's plotted out. I just have to write it."

The train pulled away. He'd made it! Clive was free at last to pursue his true interest: Mnemotechnics.

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

Way out.

I'm having an affair so I've got to look good in bed.

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'